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The two Missus'

Welcome Miss Baynham to Miss Harwoods blog

Why thank you harwood

Now, just some boring starters...Full name please?

Izzie Baynham Herd...I swear

That your full actual birth name thing?!

Well, no...

Go on...

Carmen Isabella Maria Baynham Herd

Oooo, Carmen. What a luffly name!
Were you named after anyone?

Gee Miss Harwood learn to write
Er no
Im unique

Indeed...
Anyhoo...
Family members?

Ok. Well I have mother and father and then a brother called ***, another one called Ludo and oh yeah wait, yep theres another one Zac, and a sister called Immy

Big family then

mum and dad got busy ...wait that sounds bad

haha nice!
So, whose your favourite in your family?

Well, er, favourite intellectually? Cos actually no one rivals me but, if we have to go on mere personality, I guess I will say Ludo, cos he will probably read this and get well offended if I say someone else

*mutters* Suck up

Well, you may call me a suck up, but I prefer the term cares for own well being, or perhaps, logically predictive or even just plain reasonable or perhaps extremley bright.

Well, in my books...its suck up
Thats what we'd call you down on the H-side

Like you have ever read a book Miss Harwood

ooooo

Score

So, on the subject of books...
Favourite book?...And you're not allowed to say the most obvious here
Well ok I wont go for the ovbious one so I will have to say the lord of the rings, then maybe the beach not the film, cos that sucked but the book is a cult classic if I may quote some guy on the front cover
I have a really good book for you Miss Harwood

yeah?...

Water Ship Down...its got rabbits

Hahaha
Would you like to give the readers a little blurb?

Sorry, i dont know that horsham phrase
Rather common wouldnt you say

oh rather

No im kidding but i actually dont know what it means

What, blurb?

Yeah

Its the thing on the back of a book that tells you what the books about

Oh ok. I would call it a synopsis but whatever

On the subject of whatever...
Whats your favourite phrase/quote?

What? My favourite quote? Why on earth would I have one? I was asked that for my msn space and I was like er what... ok I if said to sat something I would probably say "I have a dream"
cause I do

Why on earth wouldn't you have one?

Cause I dont go around saying ooh, guess what people, I cant think of anything inventive of my own to say so lets just steal someone elses saying, instead of actually using my limited amount of originality and flair and imagination to say something myself

Woah...okay.
and i think we'll go on to the next question..
ahem....
Favourite film?

Ah. a tricky one. hmm. well i will fo for a subtle film, one of my favourites is Master and Commander
and Lord of the Rings in case that wasn't notorius yet

mmm
I thought you'd come out with that one

Well what can i say? - 11 Oscars

Thats the problem!
So, more personal now Miss Baynham...if you think you're tough enough

er, ok I might possibly stand it

right...

Are you a Socialite or a Workalite?

Partite...hahahaha yeah sure i wish
i would have to say...a workalite

haha

Embarassingly enough

Well, you'll have enough time to be a socialite when you're old and saggy, I'm sure!

I'd kill myself...no no i wouldnt...are u gonna put that in?

Of course!
Everything goes in Miss Baynham, the readers want real life!

Oh man, do Andy and Hazel read this?

Well, I'm sure we shall soon find out!

Did you know that Andy used to be a employee at Alders?...He got fired

oooooooooooh!
Just drop it in there!

er. hat. im kidding
trying to pretend you knew all along ok.. sure Miss Harwood you were in on that one! cos your special!

Yeah, so anyway...
Do you prefer photos, or your own personal written memories? (i.e. Journals?)

well, I tried to keep a diary when I was a bit younger, but I either couldn't read my writing so that was a bit pointless, or my brothers found it and read it out, which made me feel ever so sightly humiliated, and I cant ever remember to take photos
my own memory?
can i say that?

Im sure thats an option...yes, and the judges have accepted that!

I can say what you were wearing a week ago...
you were wearing an orange top and jeans

Yes, well...I think anyone could remember that!

Trying to shoot me down in my weak spot

You'd do it if you were in my situation

And Im being obliging, doing an interview and my soul just gets back-handed

*Mutters* Pity-Party
So anyway...as we're on the subject of shopping.

What? No were not
You just made that up!

What the real readers want to know...
Did you send/receive any valentines cards???

8th commandment thou shalt not lie

Yes, and do keep that in memory for this question Miss Baynham!

I dont remember
that was ages ago

Can't have meant that much if you did then

yeah well, I, . I

you...you...?

it meant a lot
I just cant remember

Oh, so you got one?
Can you remember who from?

A paedophile
he lives on my road

and it meant a lot?
hmmm...strange

now that, Miss Harwood, is what we people call a joke
ha ha
well Im laughing hard this end

I'm sure you are Miss Baynham, I'm sure you are
So, can you remember sending any out?

ok shoot

shoot?
so you do remember...

Metaphorically
I have never sent a CARD in my life

A letter then? or a gift?
Still on the subject of V day here

Whhhy, it was like a year ago

And to whom was that may I ask?

Phil Playfoot

Really? Declaring your undying love for him ay?
Yeah, he rocks my world

So, hes the secret crush you've had on this whole time?!
Can we please change the subject I bet hell somehow find out and I will look like a foool

Okay...its a uncomfy position. ok

haha, Lydia will read this
hahahha

So, what is the best life lesson you've learnt in your 14 years?

15 actually

Well, you're starting your 15th year now actually

so technically what have i learnt in my 15 minus 11 months years

technically yes

well next time be specific

Sorry, did I dumb it up too much for you?
What have I learnt? hm. well ok. Seriously, things can look so much better for other people at some stages in you life, and you just think why me, but they always have problems too. whole grass is greener thing.

ah yes
the grass is always greener on the other side

So, describe your best dream ever

er, ok, I will say one I had about three years ago, I was in my house, and I opened the door to my bedroom, and it was a massive jungle, wiht all the animals like snakes and jaguars and cheetahs and things but they didnt hurt me, and in the very middle, where only I could find, was a really cool double bed and a wardrobe and stuff you find in a bedroom, and then I opened the wardrobe....and .....

I wonder where this is going....*rolls eyes*

No, Narnia wasnt there but there was a big eagle. and then I climbed up and he swooped upwards and suddnely I crashed through all the canopy and I was high above the jungle and then he dropped me and I grew wings and then I lost them and I fell and I woke up
I think its symbolic

oooh, a falling dream
Symbolic?

Well, I dont know what for, but it probably is

Do you think all dreams mean something?

Erm, noo.. I dont think, no , cos once I read ths description of a dream when I was on a go cart and I fell off but I fell upwards ,and I looked it up on the internet and I said I needed to find a new husband to light my passion
they mean nothing

haha
Is there something you've been hidding from us all these years Miss Baynham?!

What? Like im secretly married? Oh yes, that must be the one, you really caught me out there

Woohooo! Uncovered something finally!
Well, I think thats enough excitement for the readers for today.

Inspector lestrang

So thank you very much for your graciousness during this interview Mrs Baynham.
I really do appreciate it

I bet you do, anyhting for a new update these days

and too right

Well thank you for your many unappreciated questions harwood
It was the greatest time i had ever had
I hope the readers enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed interviewing you

Well, personally I wouldn't say that...but ok
I hope I enjoy reading the comments as much as they enjoyed reading it as much as you enjoyed itnerviewing me

indeed
Well, until next time y'all...
It's goodnight from Miss Baynham Herd, and Goodnight from Miss Harwood

posted by MissHarwood @ 19:55