Yo.
Yo, my name is MC HatI don't live in a flat
Make sure you wipe your feet on the mat
Don't wanna smell like a bat.
Yo, my cribs in Horsham
Its a bit of a dorksham
Theres no toursham
From what I knosham.
Yo, my social lifes gone to pot
S'like a nasty bit of rot
Its just a pile of ol' grot
Now Im a ro-bot.
Yo, my minds stuck
Like a blue truck
I just want you to pluck
me outta the muck.
Yo, my hearts wanting to see you
Just us two
Im saving my shoe
For the number two.
Yo.
2 Comments:
Oh no... you've finally lost it.
:D
Hat tht is truly the worst 'poem' I have ever read congrats lmao xxxxxxxxxxx
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