Battle of the sexes
Me and Lyds were having a conversation about this on the way to church. Can't exactly say how it came up, but anyhoo...It was about how guys have it so easy. You guys really do, theres so much stuff in life that girls have to take on, but first... the good points...Good things about being female:
- You can do so much with your hair!
- Can cover up spots with make up
- You have a excuse for mood swings
- Its okay to cry
- Can watch movies and it'll be okay if we cry
- Can treat yourself to ice cream and don't really need a excuse
- Can have heart to heart chats and there not uncomfortable
- We always have the last say in a argument with a guy
- We don't have t pay for the meal when you on a date - or shouldn't have to
Good things about being male (from what I know and my dad!):
- Don't get scared 100% by scary films
- Don't have to shave lots of body hair
- You can mumble bout secrets or personal things infront of girls and we sometimes don't understand
- Doesn't matter if you get fat
- Don't have to have a bag with you to carry so much stuff
- Get to appreciate girls (I think we all know thats from my dad)
- Can fart or burp and no-one cares (except annoying girls who go 'ewwwww'...its natural!
And now...theres always bad points...
Bad points about being female:
- Periods
- Pregnancy
- Every girl is obsessed with their weight, so it puts so much pressure on the other girls
- PMS
- Guys think of us as housewifes and should do all the jobs round the house...when half of us don't want to
- Every girl is a bitch in their own way, but only some girls bring it out-and when they do, other girls feel crap
- Have to go underwear shopping to 'fit the right size' bla bla bla...
- We have to have the perfect photo - but where is it?? Ive never seen mine
- Some people think we shouldn't play instruments
- Or even have 'manly' jobs
- We have to be 'lady-like'
- Apparently we suck at football and other sports...have you ever seen us play???
Bad points about being male (with help form Sam):
- If you cry at films, your guy friends take the micheal out of you
- You can't express your deep inner feelings with other friends as well
- You can't cover up spots
- You feel like you have to act all macho macho man all the time
- Girls can wear trousers, but guys can't wear skirts (<<<<
Sam all the way!) - The pressure is on you to make the first move in everything.
So, as you can see, girls have it WAY harder than guys do. Notice the 'bad points of being a female' is longer than 'bad points of being male' So guys...stop complaining!!
I know this was completely random, but i think it'll start a couple conversations going!
posted by MissHarwood @ 19:35
21 Comments:
okay robbio...I know some are embarrasin, and I can think of a couple...
but state the ones that aren't embarrasin....or any guy, please feel free...
sorry Serena!! oops!
Girls do sweat....some more than others!!! - Naz!!!!! hahaha!
guys bad points:
-wet dreams
-get erections at really awkward moments.
-gettin wedgied
-nipple cripples
the list goes on
U dnt fink it hurts us wen we get wedgied or nipple crippled???
but how do we know how guys have it and vice versa everyone is differnt some guys r extremely feminine and some girls r tomboys *coughs HAT!* ha onli kiddin hun i just dont try to understand these things lol wer very different but ultimately wer th same carbon based life forms its our differences and misunderstandings tht make it interesting for us all! i love trying to work out th opposite sex lol keep us guessing and confused
likin th post hat v thought provoking
we always have to re-arrange our parts, spesh when we get hot or horny.
mmm....i guess i should have expected some of these comments!! - thanks
You forgot the most awesome thing guys can do.. PEE STANDING UP!!! I mean how cool is that?? If only I was a guy that would be totally awesome... They can whip it out anywhere too (ask Sam!) So thats a thumbs up to guys...
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Hey eternity!! thanks for readin! :D
And totally agree with you bout the pregnancy thing - not that ive been there before...but one day i hope to be (in the AGES AWAY future!!!!)
hello hat, why have you put the title battle of the sexes when there is no battle as men are far superior than women
Hahahaha I knew someone would say that eventually. I take it a woman didn't write that.
However, I do believe us guys got the basics, yno? I think we're pretty easy to understand. It seems to me like women are far more complicated, theyre almost like the redesign with bonus added features.
But I would also like to add that these 'added features' have potential to be very tempramental, unpredictable and sometimes all round unnessicary. In fact, there seems to be so many hidden glitches that I'm wondering why they shouldn't be sent back for stock re-evaluation, or at the very least a manual might be nice. :)
i personally think that this post was rubbish god made us how he wanted 2 so why shoulkd we dis it!
u can leave anonymous comments now
lv u no who -i hope- xx
ok i think sams point is cool. But wen guys r in a mood they sulk or completely overreact to EVERYTHING! and they wont admit tht their in a mood, so we have no way of telling, atleast girls say if they are moody and why. Thats always very puzzling. Some guys r soo hard to figure out. Its obvious they just want a shag or a gud time, but they still say "il call u" if they get knocked bk.
anonymous i thought u were quite cool till u sed guys r superior to girls. There is NO WAY guys cud handle childbirth or periods or any of th shit women have to go thru, wer equal u chauveniste pig!how wud u get ur rocks off if it werent for women? unless u prefer guys i spose
oh my goodness anon! if you dont like the posts then dnt read the blog!!!!...seriously see the funny side and stop bein so serious, great post hat sum1 is rele rele jelous of u !!!!
hat that was me serena
what is annoying? guys that are not honest about everything. i have met guys that dont have the balls to tell you what they really think. Now at least girls are bitchy and you know that you have done something wrong to them. but with guys (cough cough wont mention names!) that are fake to your face that really pisses me off!
And really these are just the annoying immature guys that dont know who they are or what they want. except for whats inbetween their legs! The rest of the guys that are real men are fine.
anonymous, I put battle of the sexes because...well, look at all the comments! Its guys against girls!!
yup, i agree with ya Sam, guys do have the basics :) - at least someone can admit it! and I love it where ya added 'bonus features'!! Just shows how much you appreciate us females! haha
next anonymous, yeah, if you don't like my post, then don't read it! Chill out!
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